Apparently vodka isn't the solution to everything because after the fifth shot, the only word I managed to slur was your name..
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Hello, my name is Kathy and my life is just a big awkward moment.

 

I think one of the worst feelings in the world, if you’re human that is. Is breaking someone’s heart. I wish I would never have to do that…

meladoodle:

son… it’s about time we had a little chat about sex.. well i actually need a few tips, your mother is unsatisfied.. wait where are you going…

(Source: meladoodle)

cravings:

itstonybetch:

How Christina Aguilera sings lullabies to her children

IM YELLING


THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

THE HUMANS DO IT ALL THE TIME, IT MEANS YOU’RE A GOOD BOY

(Source: cineraria)