Apparently vodka isn't the solution to everything because after the fifth shot, the only word I managed to slur was your name..
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Hello, my name is Kathy and my life is just a big awkward moment.

 

me as a parent

(Source: automatically)

Anonymous asked
What did you get on your SAT's?

asian:

mostly disappointed looks from my parents

ugly:

funkies:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

WHERE IS THIS CHILDS PARENT

whys this kid stealing all my moves 

this is how i dance

punklean:

when u pass by mcdonalds and your mom just looks at u and says “no”

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(Source: alcoholicmother)

becomingdanni:

tooquirkytolose:

…Has this been done before?

THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST! I FUCKING LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS! XD

stringlights-and-moondust:

imnotokaythanks:

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

what no

THIS

IS NOT

OKAY

GOD I WASTED SO MUCH TIME

facingthewaves:

Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

fuckyesliampayne:

justiceandromance:

alex-is-fab:

gay-on:

Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.

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Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.

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Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.

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SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS

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(Source: alsohigh)