Apparently vodka isn't the solution to everything because after the fifth shot, the only word I managed to slur was your name..
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Hello, my name is Kathy and my life is just a big awkward moment.

 

chiefbluntwrap asked
You're racist as fuck.

whitegirlsaintshit:

how can I be racist when my toilet paper is white?

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.

(Source: sizvideos)

assgod:

smartgirlsattheparty:

This one never gets old.

if everyone listened to this advice straight boys of next generation wont even know what a laugh sounds like

(Source: amypoehler)

deerstagram:

Remember when one direction was pranked and harry was literally ready to help a lady give birth

holdyourhandbreakmywrist:


bestevarevillaugh:

Why the fuck are Disney movies so fucking deep?

Probably so kids will have more of a probability to grow up with better self esteem and a better perspective of the world than most people have.

holdyourhandbreakmywrist:

bestevarevillaugh:

Why the fuck are Disney movies so fucking deep?

Probably so kids will have more of a probability to grow up with better self esteem and a better perspective of the world than most people have.

fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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