May 2013
henryandhisbrain:
Dear Yahoo,
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
Regards
Tumblr Users
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iw0ntcryanymore asked: hi you're so frikin pretty~
my life is falling apart.
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
worldfamousprofessor:
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
a-trex:
a-trex:
reblog this and i’ll ask you the first question that comes to mind when i go to your blog :D
still doing this, and have done it for everyone so far!
imjust-kyian:
scroturn:
i get really offended when someone doesnt sit next to me but im also relieved they didnt sit next to me
this is the most accurate thing i’ve ever read
tumbler-teen:
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
effyooseekay:
fine whatever i will just date myself
same
ponyboyismyhomeboy:
hashtagswag132:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
ponyboyismyhomeboy:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry...
dampsandwich:
i dont wanna lose my virginity cause i dont lose anything. im a winner
